December 2011
52 posts
Imagine how grateful Anthony Wiener must be for...
An R. Kelly Song for Pretty Much Every Situation
interweber:
Need an recording for your answering machine? Leave Your Name (Or try Ringtone)
Is it your birthday? A friend’s birthday? It’s Your Birthday & Birthday Remix (Somebody Take a Shot With Me)
Going to a funeral: I Wish (Remix)
Are you an astronaut? Are you an alien? An illegal alien? Sex Planet
Having a dinner party? In the Kitchen (And for after: Doin’ Dishes)
Big animal...
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Maybe the best thing about Tumblr / the internet...
Girls on Tumblr get the weirdest anon messages
Why do you never harass and/or abuse me, internet creepers?
Salon Movie Pick of the Week: Angelina Jolie's "In... →
I can’t find anything about an Australian release, but this movie is very relevant to my interests (even if it is an unapologetically biased portrayal).
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I'm turning into an old person
My last two google searches were “why don’t I have the facebook timeline” and “how do you make eggnog”
Looking back on the most fascinating/disturbing... →
A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times... →
morefunthanbeingsad:
pfft, lightweight.
…his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age
This might be the weirdest article I’ve ever read, and not for the subject matter.
Our society's attitude towards superlatives is far...
I was just told I was “a genius” after confirming I’d be home so some tradies could replace my oven :-\
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As someone that pays no attention to sports and...
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If the OWS folks flipped over a news van like a mob of machismo college football fans just did, how would the police react? America: Where $ports Reign $upreme and Sociopolitical Movements Are Pathologized
Occupy The World with your inane reductive arguments.
Gonna go assume the fetal position in the bathroom at work and I don’t even know why.
Why am I having an anxiety attack about going to...
I’ve seen these people every day for the last 8 months what am I worried about.
What are the odds of the US actually withdrawing...
And where can I place a bet against it?
People that use Bing(TM)
Gossip Girl characters
Facebook
???
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keyboardpubes:
“It has become clear that if a person writes the expression ‘party of swindlers and thieves’ in their blog then they are a stupid sheep getting fucked in the mouth :)”
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Dmitry Medvedev, President of Russia.
~diplomacy~
dreamunicorn:
I should probably pack for Meredith
same
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Getting my New Year's Resolutions in early
Be on time (or early) for everything ever because this is becoming a problem. You’d think my all-encompassing self-consciousness and vanity would have taken care of this already.
officialmittromney:
hey i have a solution for when you can’t stop laughing; just watch the new girl for like ten minutes
reallyreallyreallytrying:
Next time you get dumped and someone tells you there are “plenty of fish in the sea” tell them that overfishing is a huge problem at this point in human history. Examples of the outcomes from overfishing exist in areas such as the North Sea of Europe, the Grand Banks of North America and the East China Sea of Asia.[3] In these locations, overfishing has not only proved...
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ROYAL HEADACHE - GIRLS
dreamunicorn:
Last day of work tomorrow before I head off to Meredith. Can’t wait for it to be over and be free. As a bird, in outer space. Flying on momentum alone. Seeing the mysteries of the universe with his birdy eyes.
That’s not how that song goes.
I'm a 14 year old girl IRL
faggotdogg asked: Your stories and replies always cheer me way up. Hate it when my hair isn't did. Also: Coles V Woolworths? What is your preference?
couches replied to your post: I freaked out (Re: Mariah) this morning. I was watching her Bieber duet song and was just watching it being like, “how did I miss this when it came out in the 90s?!” but then Justin Bieber showed up and I have a sneaking suspicion that Mariah is a modern-day Dorian Gray ‘cause dat bitch hasn’t aged since 1997.
wat. No. She looks like her face has melted. And it...
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faggotdogg asked: I freaked out (Re: Mariah) this morning. I was watching her Bieber duet song and was just watching it being like, "how did I miss this when it came out in the 90s?!" but then Justin Bieber showed up and I have a sneaking suspicion that Mariah is a modern-day Dorian Gray 'cause dat bitch hasn't aged since 1997.