February 2012
30 posts
I dread the inevitable future in which otherkin...
lol j/k I’m a charizard irl
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Hotel California sounds like the Diablo soundtrack
Also the Eagles fucking suck bye
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A big thanks to my 102nd and 103rd followers
cartoon-porn.tumblr.com and just-cartoon-dicks.tumblr.com
The mixed blessing of getting paid but knowing...
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THE GUARDIAN: Irish judge orders rape victim... →
inothernews:
Jesus H. Christ.
what the fuck
“If she has to spend a long time in prison herself waiting for a retrial that’s her fault”
this judge is a fucking inhuman asshole
“What if Chris Brown had hit Taylor Swift that night?”
– It’s just a throwaway line but still probably my favourite part of an excellent article.
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Fuuuuuuck I wanna eat all of the foods. Anyone (else) wanna come to Maedaya on Friday night?
Ayo Tumblr, let me post fucking images you asshole
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“The United States is not a democracy and shouldn’t be,” said Michael Munger,...”
– The most ridiculous thing I’ve read all week.
So this is a thing that exists (NSFL) →
apsies:
“Yes he does [deserve to be re-elected], especially because of Mrs. Obama. I’m a big fan of Mrs. Obama – and her face, I think, is magical. He would not be there without her. Mrs. Obama is not a fashion statement, but she has other things to do. My favorite thing about Mrs Obama was when she was asked if her skirt was not too tight and she answered “Why you don’t like my big black ass?”*...
Greenwald: U.S. drones targeting rescuers and... →
A three month investigation including eye witness reports has found evidence that at least 50 civilians were killed in follow-up strikes when they had gone to help victims. More than 20 civilians have also been attacked in deliberate strikes on funerals and mourners. The tactics have been condemned by leading legal experts.
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January 2012
31 posts
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Just went over my new work roster starting 20 Feb
Two Saturdays a month instead of two full weekends, and every other weekend is 3 days. Plus the workload is more than double my current position which rules.
Which makes two consecutive posts about my job that nobody understands or cares about, I am the most boring dude and you should all unfollow me bye.
Hey Queensland
Absolutely fuck you and your weather. We have to relocate staff to assist with the high workload in Brisbane and if I have to work back and be late for Kanye managing our own resource shortages I will resent you forever.
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ATTN ALL DADS come to this with me →
Australia is a really fucken cool country
ya cunts
Using the web browser zoom function for the first...
#HumbleBrag
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Anonymous asked: Your "girlfriend" is a fucking idiot. How about you don't go out with the first girl who lets you stick your dick in her?
reallyreallyreallytrying:
720 ABC PERTH’S IAN CHURCH REVIEWS WOMEN
A woman (greenplastic875 - Flickr)
I, like many of other males am aware of girls. And after just six years of primary education, a some other guys in the eighth grade picked up on my knowledge of ladies.
We talked about boobs, and how although we as men are massive fans, we also have great respect for a girl’s butt too and if...
My throat hurts so much I want to stab myself in...
gazzyd replied to your post: Do you know where to get that jacket?
u cant buy it because I am
no don’t the intl shipping is ridiculous (I bought it but it was against my better judgment)
peppermintlori asked: Do you know where to get that jacket?
dustbowldance:
tunnelvision-:
I Wanna Dance...
also nobody is liking anything I post on Tumblr which is by far the greatest tragedy. HOW DO I FIX THIS, UNIVERSE?