nataliesayshi:

kanye GA tix for sale, $100.

pls buy this off me

Buy our tickets ‘cause we bought bettr wunz. Will negotiate on price but only if I like you.

ahmed-crave-womans:

i am found luff in a hopeless place

omg this blog

I am literally the worst

It took me fucking long enough but this is a really really good album. I apologise for telling y’all something you probably already know.

lol Brisbane

ya cunts

#HumbleBrag

spasticgaytalk:

i have my computer back now so i guess my tumblr isn’t dead anymore.

expect more of this.

just look at the little guy go. look at him.

Anonymous asked: Your "girlfriend" is a fucking idiot. How about you don't go out with the first girl who lets you stick your dick in her?

you’re right what am I doing with my life omg I am calling her right now to tell her it’s over, thanks anon you have truly opened my eyes. I don’t know why you put it in quotes like that though, I don’t know what that’s trying to imply please explain.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

720 ABC PERTH’S IAN CHURCH REVIEWS WOMEN

A woman (greenplastic875 - Flickr)

I, like many of other males am aware of girls. And after just six years of primary education, a some other guys in the eighth grade picked up on my knowledge of ladies.

We talked about boobs, and how although we as men are massive fans, we also have great respect for a girl’s butt too and if a girl is pretty that is also nice. Also we talked about whether Helen Thompson ever stuck her flute in her pussie. Also we talked about what a pussie feels like and some one said a rubber glove full of rice pudding,

After having seen and talked to several girls over the last few years I know that some lasses can do some things as well as a man and in fact sone things they can do better, for example, listening and being polite. Most times women also have a natural ability to clean well. For research you can go to any school canteen and watch the lady’s there doing a bang up job. They manage to cleverly command dozens of young children, probably a result of a mothering instict lot’s of women have unless they are barren which is all to common these days I’m sorry to say. And getting worse.

That said not every woman works at the canteen. Some are more like an elfin goddess, or have futuristic pigtails and some are whores, thats what I’ve learned. I will never get married again, thats for sure.

monsterpussy:

Book purists SUCK. Who gives a fuck about your medium of choice, everyone should just be stoked cunts are reading. I don’t see why there’s any pride at all in reading actual books over e-books or whatever they’re called. Yeah good on ya, everyone on the tram can see you read Murakami yes yes you’re very smart and cultured and shit congratulations. 

The internet has done this to me :’( vague annoyances now make me rage.

ebooks save paper, you guys

u cant buy it because I am

no don’t the intl shipping is ridiculous (I bought it but it was against my better judgment)

peppermintlori asked: Do you know where to get that jacket?

http://www.southwillard.com/collections/fall-2011/crescent-down-works-for-south-willard/california-winter-parka-autumn-tan